Because she is a wonderful human being, my boss stopped by Peter Pan Donuts in Greenpoint yesterday to bring my department a dozen of the city’s most delicious doughnuts.
“If I had a penis, I would put it in this doughnut.”—Tina Fey, Esquire
I had planned to pretend to begin my diet (I mean, my HEALTHY LIFESTYLE) but I guess I’ll start that, well, eventually.
Afterward, I HALFHEARTEDLY filled out a Dunkin Donuts survey from a receipt that wasn’t exactly burning a hole in my wallet. Like, thanks, Peter Pan, for ruining regular doughnuts.